Pet Weds: Pet & Animal Nuptials

My good friend told me that he went on the internet to find a church that would ordain him to be a minister. He had two other friends that were getting married and as a joke they said they wanted Mike to do the ceremony. So when he found that he could be instantly Ordained to the Ministry just by completing a form on the Internet, he did so and was instantly ordained...said he didn't feel anything but nevertheless he was a Minister before he even completed the keystrokes!

With his "printable" ordination certificate he presented it to the State of Utah and was immediately granted the authorization to perform weddings. That very evening he joined his two friends in matrimony as a bonefide, duly authorized ordained Minister from the Universal Life Church of Modesto Ca.

I was amazed that this could even happen. I told Mike that if "HE" (a man of questionable character and lack of any religious beliefs) could become a preacher that quick, then my dog Tyker could do it. He showed me the Internet site where this is done and within 2 minuets, Tyker Bradley Page was an Ordained Minister of the Same Church! All rights and responsibilities that were given to Mike and any other person desiring to become such. I printed Tyker's Certificate of Ordination and took it home to show my wife. We both had a good laugh and then basically shrugged it off. During the night I felt somewhat guilty of what I had done so I went back to the site to email the church and tell them I really did this as a joke. Upon visiting the site again, I notice there was a service there where one may confess their sins and request forgiveness. I clicked on the tab, and was immediately taken to a confession area of the site. It gave me instructions that I could, 1. type out completely all my sins in the text box and request forgiveness. Or, 2. I could simply type in an X in the text box to show that I had at least "thought" about my sins rather than type them in???? OK, I figured at this point...why not? Tyker's name was on the ordination certificate not mine !

So I typed in my confession that basically said that "I had used their site to ordain my dog to the ministry and hoped that I did not offend anyone for doing so." Pressed the submit button and was forgiven immediately for my sins! Not only forgiven for making Tyker a preacher but for all my sins combined!! I in fact was forgiven quicker than it took to get Tyker ordained !!! I even got a receipt that I could print out and frame for my confession ! I exclaimed to my wife that this was "MY KINDA CHURCH" !!! So with Tyker having all the needed authority to perform weddings, funerals, baptisms, blessings, teach Sunday School etc. etc. etc., I decided that others in this world that had pets should be able to benefit by his experience and allow for pets and animals to be married just like us humans. Since there are no laws governing a dog becoming a Minister and performing animal nuptials, there must be no laws that says The Reverend Tyker Page can't do these ordinances by proxy ! Therefore... www.PetWeds.com

I am confident, as Tyker's Personal Spiritual Advisor, that there are others out there that feel animals should be allowed to be Married together and if they by some blessed event do in fact create offspring, that their owners now feel more comfortable that they are born under a promise of Marriage and they are in fact Legitimate offspring of two loving and married parents. I for one as a pet owner will sleep better now knowing that there is no unapproved or immoral activities going on with my pets when I am not looking. As with most humans today, premarital sex is indeed frowned upon in certain circles of society around the world. The Reverend Tyker is offering his services to help pet and animal owners around the globe rest easy now knowing that Tyker has in fact blessed their union together. www.PetWeds.com is The Reverend Tyker Page's small contribution to removing the curse of "Illegitimate Critter Litters" in this world today.